Me: Hello, My name is Erbanlady.
Group: Hi, Erbanlady.
Me: I am addicted to sales. There isn't a deal that I won't do.
So, I do a weekly ritual of getting the sunday paper, gathering all of the coupons and sales papers for the week. I plan out which store i am going to each day of the week in order to attend all of the sales. HyVee is my bottom bitch. I get all tingly when I read her 3 sale papers- online, special sales, regular weekly circular. I wonder thru the store for hours going up and down every single aisle regardless if there is anything that i need down it. If i try to just do a quick run in to grab some bread- i feel empty after a that short visit.
I'm not into that extreme coupon clipping bullshit- i hate paper cuts and have no need for 100 deodorant. but i do love getting great deals for everyday shit me & the hubby need. times is tough and my bra strap is tight (thats where i hide my money), so i keep that in mind when i hit the strip. stroll on ho.

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